A funny conversation with my friend and co-worker via chat

me: noooooo im so screwed LOL i haven't started this project for tomorrow
Don: yeah but it's not like your slacking off
me: haha right.....i dunno, im not interested in this project anymore
Don: Oh, that's too bad! Is it the zine or?..
me: no its information design. we have to make a huge ass pamphlet
Don: why? is it about colonoscopies?
me: lol nooo
Don: hahahah A huge ASS pamphlet lol
me: it IS huge ass. 32 x 19. well folded it will be 8x9.5
Don: that's ridiculous, and is yours double sided? ?
me: YES and the backside needs a poster. uuuggg
Don: omg, are you double sided printing? or attaching two together?
me: well nobody prints double sided around here for some reason so its gonna be glued
Don: LOL you said the "BACKSIDE' of the big ASS pamphlet best project evar.
me: so ghetto looking
Don: omg heart attak
me: it will have a booty like dem video hoes
Don: LOL!!!!!!! *shaking with laughter*
me: shakin they' asses lol i have to draw this
Don: Hahaha, this is so ridiculous, i am temporarly mentally paralyized.
me: woops, my bad. seriously, i dont wanna work on it. i've been picking lint off my carpet instead
Don: is it at least nice lint? lol
me: sure lol


Still have nothing done for this project. I'm screwed.